Thank You Stephenie Meyer
With the recent rash of some men being dumped because their significant other wanted someone who is more like Edward, the teen vampire from Stephenie Meyer’s Twilight series, I figured Stephenie Meyer might be providing a little insight to an age old question men have been asking. You know, this one:
What do women want in a man?
It is only natural to assume that since these women dumped their boyfriends because they wanted someone like Edward that they, indeed, want someone like Edward. So, men, let’s review what this group of women want out of you. Sooo, what is Edward to his damsel? Well let us list.
- He is part of wealthy, powerful family. So wealth and power, check.
- He is seventeen and a stud, forever. Forever young and studly, check.
- He is immortal. Immortality…that’s a tough one…check
- He lives off of the blood of living things. Blood sucker, check
- He is super powered. Super speed and strength, looks like you should hit the weight room….check
- He can read minds. Hmmm…check
- Destiny has set him up in such way that his female partner to be is the complete answer to everything he can possibly do, making them undeniably linked for each other. Destiny, check.
So, there you have it. If you want to be with these women all you need to be is wealthy, immortal, super powered, and have fate put you two together in such a powerful way that neither of you can deny it from the moment you see each other. Come on guys, that is not too much to ask for. Special thanks to Stephenie Meyer for clearing this up.
And on a final note I would like to say that this is not all women; just those who dumped their boyfriends/husbands for “their Edward”. I have found that most people I know here on Krypton actually know the difference between fantasy and reality.
